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Daft novelty shop in the Metrocentre

Khamelion

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Was in said shop the other day with the missus, just perusing the silly items, del boy dressing gowns, stupidly hot chilli sauces etc...

Then wor lass came across a Shag bell, just like the old school hand bells teacher used to ring to get you in from the playground, of course wor lass couldn't resist and had to ring it.

Quick as a flash,I pipe up, "Way hey my lucks in tonight"

The women looking at the stuff next to us, nearly choked on her Coke, not sure who went redder wor lass or the other women. :D

Needless to say the bell doesn't work :(
 
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