Cretin!!!!

[AuburnWarrior]

I'm boiling some fresh pasta on the hob and the instructions say 'add a tablespoon of olive oil'.

Without thinking I reach into the cupboard, grab a very exotic looking bottle and add a generous amount of....vinegar!!!!

What a knob!!!!

 

[PhilTheFragger]

Would appear to be the correct answer

now add a splash of red wine to it and a splash of milk
and see if you can really louse it up

Fragger

 

[USER1999]

Delia must have started like that