Courses you find dull and boring

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Just as a change from threads bout good stuff, how about one about bad.

This is prompted by me playing Childwall today, the course is so boring, I had played there last year and wasn't impressed but thought I ought to give it another chance hence playing there today.

I think one good test of a course is when you play it a 2nd time you stand on a tee and think ah, I remember this hole. This only happened on the 5th hole and the 17th. There is just nothing about the course that stands out apart from those 2 holes and maybe the 18th. but by the time I had reached the 17th I had lost the will to live, I will swear we played at least one hole twice on the back nine, also the greens were shockingly bumpy.

I know there isn't much you can do if the course is flat, but you can vary the lengths of the holes, instead all the par 4s bar one were all quite close in distance, similarly the par 5s and there was nothing special about the par 3s either. Maybe its different when playing off the whites or yellows, I don't know.

The strange thing I find is that even though it is not the cheapest of opens to play in, it is always booked solid, I just don't get it.

Anyway that's my rant over, any other contributions?
 
I once player a course in North Lanarkshire and it was just a load of holes side by side going up and down from what I remember all rather boring. Think it was called Easter Moffat
 
Ogbourne Downs near Swindon... Decent views over the downs, but you play the same hole loads of times.. 3 or 4 holes in the middle of the course are the same hole. 8 and 7 are the same, 9 and 18 are the same... Zzzzzz


Carswell.... On the A420 between Swindon and Oxford. A old farmers field. Best left as such. (Sorry...no offence intended...but zzzzzzzz)
 
I agree with Childwall, it's not got a huge amount of variety but in golf you make your own excitement.

For a beginner a course can be lots of fun where a single figure handicap would find it a snooze fest.

I personally just like playing golf, as long as the turf is good, the greens are decent and the rough is cut I am happy.

To really make it I do need variety, views and a little bit of difficulty but they are not necessary on every hole in abundance.
 
Links courses

A joke surely?

Seems unfair to me for people to be unkind about any course when golf needs to be promoted.

Some courses may be better than others but I have never played a course that has not contained interesting holes and been a challenge.
 
Mitcham - every hole was 380 and tree-lined. I was completely bored by the 12th.
 
Ogbourne Downs near Swindon... Decent views over the downs, but you play the same hole loads of times.. 3 or 4 holes in the middle of the course are the same hole. 8 and 7 are the same, 9 and 18 are the same... Zzzzzz


Carswell.... On the A420 between Swindon and Oxford. A old farmers field. Best left as such. (Sorry...no offence intended...but zzzzzzzz)


I'll bite ��

How long ago was it you played Carswell? I have heard the stories from long time members so can understand your view. However I joined after the new holes, the remodeled layout and proper greenkeepers. Played Burford and found that a bit meh in comparison.
Happy to host you off the whites and if you still have same view then fair enough, but I don't recognise the description.
 
I'll bite ��

How long ago was it you played Carswell? I have heard the stories from long time members so can understand your view. However I joined after the new holes, the remodeled layout and proper greenkeepers. Played Burford and found that a bit meh in comparison.
Happy to host you off the whites and if you still have same view then fair enough, but I don't recognise the description.

That's a big shout to compare to Burford!

Been a long time since I played carswell - it used to be easier to stop a ball in the car park as the Tarmac was softer!!

Without having been back it often surprises me that it's remained open. Fair dos if it's been improved.
 
Nope.
Given the choice between links, heathland and parkland, I would pick heathland and parkland every time.

:whistle: Nice big, juicy bait you've cast out there Bob - bit early at the moment so I'm sure a load more big fish will be having a good old nibble as the day progresses!!! :whoo:

I love links golf - my favourite type of course and only wish I could play more of it. That said, have played some cracking parkland and heathland courses too. As long as a course is presented in the best condition it could possibly be I'm happy.
 
Rutland County GC. Like many new courses, it needs years for the trees to mature. It's just golf in a big field.
 
Mitcham - every hole was 380 and tree-lined. I was completely bored by the 12th.

Had my first ever round of golf at Mitcham - lived locally so grew up playing there, although I was never a member. Yes unfortunately a lot of trees, but I suppose that's what you get when you play a course laid out over common land!!! ;) As public courses go though, actually think it was very good and a good test of golf for most abilities. The last time I went back about 8 years ago, the greens were superb - very quick and true.
 
As I said, given the choice, I would pick heathland and parkland every time.

As an ardent links player I can certainly agree with you in some respects. There's a lot of very bland, flat and boring links courses out there. Even the odd supposed top drawer can get good hype yet you have to ask the question, is it because it's got the links banner/golf in its (supposed) purest form?

Seaton Carew GC has a good reputation, and hosts some prestigious comps, but I feel the first 5 holes are very poor. Great finish, without a doubt but an exceptionally poor start.
 
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