Confessions of a golfer

[Slab]

A couple of recent threads gave me the idea to post a thread where you can confess your golfing 'sins' (this does not mean you're asking forgiveness though)

It could be anything golf related that you consider a sin or could be a sin from others perspective (even though you think its ok)

Mine:

I have only tucked my shirt in on the golf course/clubhouse once in the last two years (this playing regularly on several courses)

 

[Rooter]

is supposed to be working but playing in the tuesday stableford a sin?

 

[PIng]

Wore a pair of tatty blue denim jeans on the course a couple of weeks ago (under my waterproofs).

 

[Rooter]

Wore a pair of tatty blue denim jeans on the course a couple of weeks ago (under my waterproofs).

!!!! i have done the same if i'm honest, almost got unstuck as the sun came out and i was really hot! had to soldier on!

 

[Odvan]

is supposed to be working but playing in the tuesday stableford a sin?

Only if the bosses found out!

 

[Slime]

I must admit to very occaisionally hoping my fellow competitor hits their drive OOB or into the water!
This used to be a regular thought pattern but is extremely rare these days .................. I still feel bad thinking it though!


Slime

 

[DAVEYBOY]

Rarely tuck my shirt in but I don't really class that as a sin

 

[mchacker]

Played in a hoody a few weeks ago

 

[Pin-seeker]

!!!! i have done the same if i'm honest, almost got unstuck as the sun came out and i was really hot! had to soldier on!

Please tell me they weren't your Saturday morning jeans?? It's people like you that are dragging the standard of this fine game down!!!
:rofl::rofl::rofl:

 

[Pin-seeker]

On occasion I've teed off next to the mats in winter. Can't stand those raised platforms.

 

[stevie_r]

On occasion I've teed off next to the mats in winter. Can't stand those raised platforms.

Me too and occasionally ignored the winter green and played an approach into a 'big' green

 

[MadAdey]

I hit a golf ball at someone once......:mmm:

 

[jak kez 187]

checked if it was my ball, it was and it magically got a better lie when I put it back down...

 

[AmandaJR]

Kicking my trolley when I think no-one's looking...sometimes twice!

 

[LIG]

Frequently become a loud, obnoxious, potty-mouth when playing badly.....or even if playing well and scuff one!

Edit: Forgiveness is requested immediately afterwards tho'

 

[Crow]

I must admit to very occaisionally hoping my fellow competitor hits their drive OOB or into the water!
This used to be a regular thought pattern but is extremely rare these days .................. I still feel bad thinking it though!


Slime

I have to admit that I've been guilty of this, on more than one occasion.

Not so much before they've hit the ball, more when it's about to land in that nebulous region where it could go either way.

 

[Dave B]

Moving my marker by a putter head width and then playing the ball from my marker. Totally unintentional but it's something that I dare say more than a few are guilty of

 

[HomerJSimpson]

Hit into a supposedly empty green and then saw everyone walking back to putt out as it was in the air

 

[TeeItHigh]

Telling my wide I'll be late home from work!! And stopping off at the driving range

 

[stevie_r]

Telling my wide I'll be late home from work!! And stopping off at the driving range

Does she know you call her your wide? oo: