drawboy
Tour Winner
Great, I have been told that my opposition in this weeks match is prone to club throwing,threatening to walk, and cursing when he plays his numerous bad shots. If you were put in that situation what would you do?
club throwers and cursers
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Smiffy
Grand Slam Winner
Duck
HTH
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CliveW
Tour Winner
Wind him up even more! 
DelB
Journeyman Pro
When you go to shake his hand before the match, grab him by the bollocks instead and advise him nicely that he'd better be on his best behaviour.
Screwback
Tour Rookie
you mean you will be watching what he is doing???
Concentrate on your own game and beat him and if he moans and swears it will just make the win all the more better.
Concentrate on your own game and beat him and if he moans and swears it will just make the win all the more better.
Prubs
Club Champion
Buy the guy a dummy and give him it so he can spit it out at the first sign of anger lol
RichE
Club Champion
Wear a helmet! Let him get on with it...only downside is that it could be a short match and thus less golf for you this weekend If it's really bad, speak to your Pro after.
If it's really bad, speak to your Pro after.
Region3
Ryder Cup Winner
This used to bother me but not any more.
When it happens, ignore it and carry on as normal with the knowledge that his game can't be as good in that state of mind.
As long as it's a match against someone I don't know and not a mate, I love it because I know my chances of winning have gone up loads.
When it happens, ignore it and carry on as normal with the knowledge that his game can't be as good in that state of mind.
As long as it's a match against someone I don't know and not a mate, I love it because I know my chances of winning have gone up loads.
stevek1969
Money List Winner
Just ignore him and evrytime he does it have a wee laugh to yourself that your getting to him if not knock him out
painterboy
Assistant Pro
If he starts complaining about how bad he's playing,agree with him,and make him feel worse!
Usually club throwers in full flight are already more than half beaten.
Usually club throwers in full flight are already more than half beaten.
Shake his hand on the first tee and tell him about the guy who cursed and chucked his way round to a net 90 last week and say you are glad noone you are playing with this week is like that.
Should the nonsense start, as above, agree with everything he says!
Should the nonsense start, as above, agree with everything he says!
viscount17
Money List Winner
my mate can be like that, it just makes me laugh - and him worse. once it starts his game is wrecked.
clubchamp07
Journeyman Pro
Laugh at him, I play with a guy who would be like that, it really winds him up to see us laughing at him.
I Like what DelB said.
I Like what DelB said.
JustOne
Ryder Cup Winner
a) Tell him on the tee that you've heard he's a big baby club thrower and everyone reckons he probably beats up women too.
b) When he throws a club tell him not only is his swing crap but he also throws like a girl.
Actually I don't mind swearing too much, Smiffy curses like a two-penny hooker and it makes me larf!!
b) When he throws a club tell him not only is his swing crap but he also throws like a girl.
Actually I don't mind swearing too much, Smiffy curses like a two-penny hooker and it makes me larf!!
HomerJSimpson
Hall of Famer
Try and focus on your own game happy in the knowledge that the more he swears the better the state of the game is for you. I guess joking apart if it becomes an issue you'll have to say something but toherwise mention it to the committee if it affects the match in any way. I doubt it will.
If you come out of the blocks flying he might have chucked all his clubs away by the ninth and so you can get an early bath and a few beers in the clubhouse
If you come out of the blocks flying he might have chucked all his clubs away by the ninth and so you can get an early bath and a few beers in the clubhouse
AuburnWarrior
Tour Winner
He must expend so much energy throwing his clubs, etc that his game will suffer.
You're agianst him right?? Look at him, pity him and then nail him. Everytime you hit a good shot he'll be beating himself up even more. You'll be done and dusted by the 10th. You can then go back to the clubhouse and tell all your mates about it.
If it gets too out of hand and he's damaging the course then report him..
You're agianst him right?? Look at him, pity him and then nail him. Everytime you hit a good shot he'll be beating himself up even more. You'll be done and dusted by the 10th. You can then go back to the clubhouse and tell all your mates about it.
If it gets too out of hand and he's damaging the course then report him..
DMC
Challenge Tour Pro
Wind him up til he is like a corkscrew,will be a short match.
viscount17
Money List Winner
when he throws one couldn't you suggest that he's altering the club?
chipsandegg
Head Pro
Just play your game and if he starts acting like a little girl and annoying you then knock him out
Smiffy
Grand Slam Winner
Smiffy curses like a two-penny hooker and it makes me larf!!
Have you noticed how most of my swearing occurs just after you have taken YOUR shot James?????
I bloody hate searching for balls
