Christmas is crap

[Tashyboy]

Don't get me wrong I love it, time with family, eating to much and drinking even more, but.
Every flippin year I get bit in the butt. A couple of years ago I bought Missis T a Black Forest cuckoo clock, she knew about it and on Boxing Day asked me where it was. I forgot to give it to her. She reminded me that the year before I had bought her some Janet Reiger Jim Jams which I found in April purely by accident.
Reason I mention this is, earlier today whilst shopping in Dunelm mills, Missis T remarked about a pair of nice scissors that would look lovely in her sewing box. Exactly the same pair I bought her in December for Christmas. Thing is I cannot even remember where I have but the bloody things.
Christmas is causing me loads of grief.
PS, if you have any idea where them flippin scissors might be would be greatly appreciated.

 

[HomerJSimpson]

Don't get me wrong I love it, time with family, eating to much and drinking even more, but.
Every flippin year I get bit in the butt. A couple of years ago I bought Missis T a Black Forest cuckoo clock, she knew about it and on Boxing Day asked me where it was. I forgot to give it to her. She reminded me that the year before I had bought her some Janet Reiger Jim Jams which I found in April purely by accident.
Reason I mention this is, earlier today whilst shopping in Dunelm mills, Missis T remarked about a pair of nice scissors that would look lovely in her sewing box. Exactly the same pair I bought her in December for Christmas. Thing is I cannot even remember where I have but the bloody things.
Christmas is causing me loads of grief.
PS, if you have any idea where them flippin scissors might be would be greatly appreciated.

What are you like?

 

[Tashyboy]

that's what she flippin said homer. Ave had a good look for them hoping I could give them to her for Valentine's Day.

 

[PhilTheFragger]

They are all in that safe place , where she wouldn't ever look,so go look there.....

Where your porn stash used to be before it went all digital like

 

[USER1999]

I love this. How big is your house?

I have stuff hidden everywhere! The worst bit is hiding stuff whilst on holiday. Heck, I've got a safe. Is stuff in it? Hell no!

 

[Tashyboy]

They are all in that safe place , where she wouldn't ever look,so go look there.....

Where your porn stash used to be before it went all digital like

Its doin me head in, Missis T can't say a great deal about it though. Our daughter got married 2014, when she was five ish yr old she wrote a letter to the tooth fairy coz she lost her quid which the tooth fairy put under her pillar in exchange for her tooth. She had stuck a penny on the letter in exchange for a quid. mother put it somewhere safe for me to mention it at her wedding. Well it's still safe and hidden.

 

[Doon frae Troon]

Hope you remembered the Valentine card

 

[ColchesterFC]

Are you sure that the title of this thread shouldn't be "Tashyboy is crap at Christmas"? I'm not sure that blaming Christmas for your own incompetence is very fair.

 

[Tashyboy]

Are you sure that the title of this thread shouldn't be "Tashyboy is crap at Christmas"? I'm not sure that blaming Christmas for your own incompetence is very fair.

Why let the truth spoil a story

if if there no Christmas life is one less hassle 😁

 

[Spartacus]

That's what the Muslims say.

 

[Spartacus]

Maybe you are a Muslim?

 

[HomerJSimpson]

I assume it's still well hidden and she won't be getting it as a Valentines gift either

 

[Tashyboy]

I assume it's still well hidden and she won't be getting it as a Valentines gift either

no and at this rate she won't be getting it for next crimbo.

 

[Tashyboy]

Maybe you are a Muslim?

No C of E

 

[Hobbit]

No C of E

Is that no Christmas or Easter?

 

[Tashyboy]

Is that no Christmas or Easter?

If I give up Christmas and Easter then there is no choccie eggs and selection boxes, so If I give up religion I have to give up chocolate twice a year and that ain't happening.

 

[ScienceBoy]

The wife and I plus my parents do presents in advance. If we see it and need/like it then why wait?

Even convinced the MiL to give my wife a winter coat early as she needed one. She could have gone two cold months without just for the sake of one day.

I gave my wife a valentines present in January because she needed it, would have been such a waste to wait.

 

[Tashyboy]

Don't get me wrong I love it, time with family, eating to much and drinking even more, but.
Every flippin year I get bit in the butt. A couple of years ago I bought Missis T a Black Forest cuckoo clock, she knew about it and on Boxing Day asked me where it was. I forgot to give it to her. She reminded me that the year before I had bought her some Janet Reiger Jim Jams which I found in April purely by accident.
Reason I mention this is, earlier today whilst shopping in Dunelm mills, Missis T remarked about a pair of nice scissors that would look lovely in her sewing box. Exactly the same pair I bought her in December for Christmas. Thing is I cannot even remember where I have but the bloody things.
Christmas is causing me loads of grief.
PS, if you have any idea where them flippin scissors might be would be greatly appreciated.

Found them, spent an hour rippin the house to bits, in me under kegs drawer about 16" from where I put my head to sleep every night.

 

[HomerJSimpson]

Found them, spent an hour rippin the house to bits, in me under kegs drawer about 16" from where I put my head to sleep every night.

And it's only March. That's not too bad. You deserve a new driver for your dedication :thup::ears:

 

[Tashyboy]

And it's only March. That's not too bad. You deserve a new driver for your dedication :thup::ears:

Al meet you half way, bought the shaft.😁👍 Missis T loves her scissors, used them already to cut her yellow two ply on the Easter chicks she knitting 😳