cheat box

[patricks148]

as a joke for someone in our Jolly we are putting together a cheats Box, so far we have the following any other suggestions we can add?

Rabbit droppings
Grass Clippings
A transparency of a ride on mower track
GUR sign
Tin of white spray paint
A Patrick Reed DVD

 

[Dan2501]

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One of these!

 

[SwingsitlikeHogan]

Blu Tack - tiny piece stuck on underside of putter. Useful for picking up ball marker and moving it, then gently brush putter head at new position and off it comes. Best used with ball marker that has a spike.

 

[jim8flog]

A stake and tree tie.

 

[Deleted member 16999]

Pre-signed, scorecard with a future date on.

 

[clubchamp98]

Just a set of clubs.

 

[Sats]

Fake handicap certificate that says 28

 

[Deleted member 23344]

A golf shoe (for kicking the ball back into play) and a pair of secateurs (for removing foliage that interfers with the swing).

 

[IanG]

If I was given such a box by my 'mates' I'd be a bit offended by the inference even if it was meant as a joke.
How does he know you're not trying to tell him something - then again maybe you are.

 

[Robin Hood]

A sombrero

 

[Ethan]

as a joke for someone in our Jolly we are putting together a cheats Box, so far we have the following any other suggestions we can add?

Rabbit droppings
Grass Clippings
A transparency of a ride on mower track
GUR sign
Tin of white spray paint
A Patrick Reed DVD

Pictures of Mark O'Meara and Gary Player
Trousers with a ProV1 sized hole in the pocket

 

[YandaB]

A small wedge of leather