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[ruff-driver]

"Do you want to go halves on a burger franchise" ? .

 

[srixon 1]

I thought I was phoning Lee Trevino, not you

 

[Jimaroid]

"I ate some of the pies, did you eat the rest?"

 

[craigstardis1976]

Do you regret those charisma and putting lessons Jacklin gave you?

 

[Fish]

I reckon my agent can get us presenting Bake Off, bugger this golfing lark, think about all them cakes 😜

 

[bigslice]

Look if i pick u , i wont regret it?

 

[SatchFan]

What's that hanging from your trousers?
It's the Ryder Cup Official Thread.

 

[FairwayDodger]

You said you'd been practising your putting......

 

[One Planer]

"Are your Dunlop trousers as well starched as mine Lee? I can't even bend my leg!"

 

[Deleted member 1740]

"If you you lose, dont tell them Darren sent you"

 

[paddyc]

I think I matched the outfit colours perfectly to match my new Liberace hair do

 

[paddyc]

"If I accidentally step on your foot you say your injured and unable to play and at least you'll get a half point."

 

[Hickory_Hacker]

"If I accidentally step on your foot you say your injured and unable to play and at least you'll get a half point."

Like it 👍🏼

Seriously though, the pair of them made the best attempt ever to ridicule European Golf.

 

[Slab]

Darren, Darren, Darren...... You wanna see my impression of an elephant?

 

[Tashyboy]

Know anyone who wants six cases of champers and a box of Havanas.

 

[drewster]

Are we 50 yet ??? Can't wait to get on that Champions Tour !

 

[richart]

Damn, too big to play Grumpy, but Long John Silver still an option for panto this Xmas. If I can't get that gig it will have to be Santa again. What have you got planned for retirement Lee ?

 

[Spear-Chucker]

Did you hear the one about the Englishman, the Irishman and shoulda been a Scotsman?

 

[User62651]

"..It's not you.......it's me..."

 

[bobmac]

I'm off to hide in Argentina, are you coming?