candles what is that all about women

[Tashyboy]

Women you are killing me, yesterday I walked through the house and had custard and rhubarb In the kitchen, festive Xmas berries front room, and cinnamon spice in the downstairs lavvy.
what is it with women and flippin candles, in the chemist today and Missis T is eyeing up more Yankee flippin candles, what's happening. ?

The bloody ozone layer over Mansfield is getting very thin.

For lords sake give me snotter a rest.

Dont even get me started on cushions.

 

[MrBrightside]

Tell me about it, if I get home from work late and the Mrs is chilling it looks like she's having a bloody seance.

the alternative when she's not chilling out is I pull up outside and the house looks like Blackpool illuminations.

roll on summer!

 

[Tongo]

Cushions as well.

 

[HomerJSimpson]

Cushions as well.

God yes. Hundreds on a bed you then have to chuck on the floor anyway to get in. HID has candles going all the time plus scented oil burners

 

[Tashyboy]

Cushions as well.

I lose twenty minutes of my day taking um off the bed and then putting them back on when I get up.

 

[Bunkermagnet]

So do I assume you're afraid to say this to the wife?

 

[Old Skier]

I lose twenty minutes of my day taking um off the bed and then putting them back on when I get up.

Leave them on the floor, it takes a bit of time but it eventually sinks in.

 

[Tashyboy]

So do I assume you're afraid to say this to the wife?

I think she suffers from partial deafness 😳

 

[Bunkermagnet]

I think she suffers from partial deafness 

You mean when you're in the room?

 

[richart]

I think candles are to hide the smell of lovers aftershave, and cushions on beds to hide signs of extra curriculum activity.

 

[Blue in Munich]

I think she suffers from partial deafness 

Don't you mean selective deafness? It's a trait I've noticed in Mrs. BiM…………...

 

[HomerJSimpson]

Don't you mean selective deafness? It's a trait I've noticed in Mrs. BiM…………...

Think it's a female chromosome or something. They all seem capable of it. That and remembering something you did wrong back in 2006 that they keep reminding you of

 

[chrisd]

I spent half of my life on Saturday with HID looking for shoes to go with the outfit for our sons wedding with her never going to buy, it was so she knew what they were like to order online! Then in to John Lewis to sniff candles!!

Oh how I love to go shopping! :smirk:

 

[AmandaJR]

No candles or cushions in our house - Perhaps I'm missing out on something!

 

[Rooter]

Candles are so last year in our house, its all about the reed diffuser now!

 

[North Mimms]

Maybe your wives all have smelly husbands?

 

[MrBrightside]

What is about their birthdays which is pretty topical in our house at the moment, my wife's birthday typically spans a period of about 3 weeks:

We have the 'girls big night out'
we have the buy herself a present shopping day(Tudor watch!)
We have the day off together actual birthday drinks/meal in Cambridge
We have the joint friends/couples meal drinks in cambridge day

Then she has the cheek to ask me what i'm getting her, a part-time job at this rate!

 

[arnieboy]

Candles in the toilet bug me, usually to close to the wall tiles so muggins has to clean the stain off the grouting.

 

[BubbaP]

When the national power cuts start, then you will all be thankful


Maybe ��

 

[Norrin Radd]

thank god ...................i thought i was the only bloke in the world that had to shift about twenty bloody cushions before i can find the bed,,and dont start about candles ,mrs p is into decorative ones bloody things are everywhere.