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After an intensive search, onlookers were amazed to see the explorer emerge from the depths of darkest Garagia carrying a tubular cloth affair which appeared to have within it numerous weapons. "What are they?", mused one onlooker, whilst another questioned whether the explorer's arduous efforts had been "worth it".

It is hoped that members of the general public will assist in identifying the objects unearthed and thus allow a value to be placed on the find. A description follows.




Description of find:
A cloth covering of red, white and black with numerous hieroglyphics of an ornithological nature. Black and gold wraps for the longest of the weapons and ....


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LIG said:
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******** BREAKING NEWS ******* BREAKING NEWS ******* BREAKING NEWS *******

After an intensive search, onlookers were amazed to see the explorer emerge from the depths of darkest Garagia carrying a tubular cloth affair which appeared to have within it numerous weapons. "What are they?", mused one onlooker, whilst another questioned whether the explorer's arduous efforts had been "worth it".

It is hoped that members of the general public will assist in identifying the objects unearthed and thus allow a value to be placed on the find. A description follows.




Description of find:
A cloth covering of red, white and black with numerous hieroglyphics of an ornithological nature. Black and gold wraps for the longest of the weapons and ....


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Are you friends with Nigella Lawson and her bag of goodies?
 
macca64 said:
Read this earlier, had a few since, still don't get it !!
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My guess is that he's picked himself up a new set of golf rackets.

"A cloth covering of red, white and black with numerous hieroglyphics of an ornithological nature" - a red, white and black golf bag with some kind of bird design on it? Any manufacturers with a bird logo?

"Black and gold wraps for the longest of the weapons" - Driver and fairway woods with black and gold head covers or black and gold shafts?

Or maybe they were wrong and the OP is what actually happens when you give an infinite amount of monkeys an infinite amount of typewriters.
 
ColchesterFC said:
My guess is that he's picked himself up a new set of golf rackets.

"A cloth covering of red, white and black with numerous hieroglyphics of an ornithological nature" - a red, white and black golf bag with some kind of bird design on it? Any manufacturers with a bird logo?

"Black and gold wraps for the longest of the weapons" - Driver and fairway woods with black and gold head covers or black and gold shafts?

Or maybe they were wrong and the OP is what actually happens when you give an infinite amount of monkeys an infinite amount of typewriters.
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Only one who got it! :thup:

Just dug out my old Mizzy carry bag and switched from the cart bag.
REALLY hyped cos tomorrow I'm getting my first game in seven weeks! :whoo:







The rest of you ------>:ears:

:D
 
North Mimms said:
You haven't.....!!!
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I have, but it's not what you think........perfectly happy with current irons and will continue to play with them, but I treated myself to a customised set of ORKA irons in black with white lettering carrying the Centurion Club name and logo....too beautiful to play with.......:cool:
 
LIG said:
Only one who got it! :thup:

Just dug out my old Mizzy carry bag and switched from the cart bag.
REALLY hyped cos tomorrow I'm getting my first game in seven weeks! :whoo:







The rest of you ------>:ears:

:D
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Have a good one fella :thup:.

Slime.
 
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