Tiger
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Evening ladies and gents. Bored to tears with my crap Bane mask on so please entertain me and turn my frown 
upside down 
:thup:
upside down :thup:
Bored...entertain me!!!
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Liverbirdie
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Evening ladies and gents. Bored to tears with my crap Bane mask on so please entertain me and turn my frown
Have you seen the Tommy Cooper jokes in the OOB from the weekend?
Even if you have, read them again - it will work.
PhilTheFragger
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Shall we run through that famous chip shot again ?
Golfmmad
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"Scuse my ignorance Tiger, but what's a "Bane mask"? 
smange
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Tiger
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"Scuse my ignorance Tiger, but what's a "Bane mask"?
The Dark Knight Rises fancy dress costumes here at Addenbrookes aren't very good. Need to get you on Twitter Chris me old bean
http://Instagram.com/p/XprSTtJREw/
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Tiger
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Brilliant!!!! Made my chest hurt laughing but definitely worth it. Off to find the Tommy Cooper thread while I wait for my sleeping pills :thup:
Liverbirdie
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QPR v Reading, no wonder there going down......
Golfmmad
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The Dark Knight Rises fancy dress costumes here at Addenbrookes aren't very good. Need to get you on Twitter Chris me old bean
http://Instagram.com/p/XprSTtJREw/
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Mmmm, never knew they were called that!
Sorry, haven't got anything to make you laugh, but do hope you are getting back to fitness.
Oh yeah, and less of the "Old".
:thup:richart
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I thought the players were doing Suarez impressions. No one near them, and suddenly they are on the ground.
smange
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Glad I cheered you up for a while :thup:
Its a brilliant video which I still laugh at after seeing it loads of times
Tiger
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Thanks guys keep em coming. Roughest day tomorrow so plenty of distraction welcomed :thup: #bestblinkingforumever
Golfmmad
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If you like animals and especially dogs, google "Funny talking dog".
Cracks me up every time I look at it! Make sure you have the sound up.
Sorry, can't do a link.
Khamelion
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When I first started courting wor lass, we went to a wild fowl park, we had walked the circuit around the lake and the last hide we'd not been in was the wader hide, so I asked shall we go in, to which she replied, and I quote "But I don't have my wellies on"
Yes 17yrs later we are still together and she keeps coming out with teh corkers.
Yes 17yrs later we are still together and she keeps coming out with teh corkers.
richart
Major Champion
I bought one of those anti bullying wristbands when they first came out. I say 'bought' I actually stole it off a short, fat, ginger kid.
Dave drowned. So at the funeral we got him a wreath in the shape of a lifebelt. It's what he would have wanted.
Dave drowned. So at the funeral we got him a wreath in the shape of a lifebelt. It's what he would have wanted.
Liverbirdie
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I thought the players were doing Suarez impressions. No one near them, and suddenly they are on the ground.
Suarez - changed man.
Ok, even Rory Bremner couldn't pull that impression off.
Tiger, go to my aaaaarrrggghhh thread in OOB.
Khamelion
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Do a google search for the Darwin Awards, stupid people maming of killing themselves in stupid ways, like this one
"When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home parked on an Atlanta street, he got much more than he bargained for. Police arrived at the scene to find a very sick man curled up next to a motor home near spilled sewage. A police spokesman said that the man admitted to trying to steal gasoline, but he plugged his siphon hose into the motor home's sewage tank by mistake. The owner of the vehicle declined to press charges saying that it was the best laugh he'd ever had."
and then this one is just deserts me thinks
http://darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin2007-07.html
"When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home parked on an Atlanta street, he got much more than he bargained for. Police arrived at the scene to find a very sick man curled up next to a motor home near spilled sewage. A police spokesman said that the man admitted to trying to steal gasoline, but he plugged his siphon hose into the motor home's sewage tank by mistake. The owner of the vehicle declined to press charges saying that it was the best laugh he'd ever had."
and then this one is just deserts me thinks
http://darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin2007-07.html
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Tiger
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If you like animals and especially dogs, google "Funny talking dog".
Cracks me up every time I look at it! Make sure you have the sound up.
Sorry, can't do a link.
Thanks Chris :thup: will have a look and FYI here's Bane from Dark Knight Rises movie. Not your cup of tea I'd imagine I'd have you down more as a swashbuckling Errol Flynn chap but would it be Robin Hood or Mutiny on the Bounty?
HotDogAssassin
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Tiger,
Surely this can never fail to entertain you, no matter how many times you've seen it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1P8Vf...RNGjm45Vxts%3D
Surely this can never fail to entertain you, no matter how many times you've seen it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1P8Vf...RNGjm45Vxts%3D
