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It has always been well documented that most BMW drivers are complete knobs, well I honestly think that Audi drivers are giving them a good run for their money, if not actually picking up the gauntlet and racing ahead of them, I've been doing some serious mileage over the last few weeks and for me, Audi drivers now shade it :smirk:

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/...cars-find-they-contain-tossers-20150930102445
 
Fish said:
It has always been well documented that most BMW drivers are complete knobs, well I honestly think that Audi drivers are giving them a good run for their money, if not actually picking up the gauntlet and racing ahead of them, I've been doing some serious mileage over the last few weeks and for me, Audi drivers now shade it :smirk:

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/...cars-find-they-contain-tossers-20150930102445
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You right mate , i notice it more now i got my 7 month old daughter in the car with me a lot these days , one flash me to get by leaving bournemouth despite the bumper to bumper traffic in front on me , so i let him by and then give him the flashes back
 
Clarkson has been saying this for ages. As an Audi driver I could not possibly comment. ;)

Although I have defiantly noticed a difference in road users attitudes to me. I used to drive a Kia at exactly the same speed as I drive my Audi now, and on motorways no one would ever get out of the way of me in the Kia if they were pithering in the outside/middle lane overtaking no one, in fact many saw it as an insult to be overtaken by a Kia. Where as if they see the 4 rings of tosspotiness in their rear view mirror more definitely shift out of my way.

I think you get drivers of all sorts of vehicles who seem to drive 3 yards behind you even though you in in a stream of traffic and can't go any further.
 
Audi drivers do seem to have taken over from BMW ones as biggest jerks on the road!

Years ago it was Volvo dilwits - in the outside lanes - or Rover 820 drivers - particularly red ones! The Audis that were around then tended to spend most of their time in the inside lane!

As a Beemer driver, I noticed the change from Volvos being my greatest scourge to (unbadged) 5-series Beemers became the cursed ones! The BMW was replaced (after 300k) by an Audi that featured in the last episode of Morse, followed by a Quattro.

Of course, the rel scourge are the slow old F's in their Mercs - though perhaps not my golfing mate in his 6.3AMG! Some of them can't even drive past bollards without finding some excuse to wipe them out! :whistle:
 
I think they've been as bad as each other for a while now.

The problem imo is that they're either reps cars who do a lot of miles or successful business people who have got to where they are by being selfish inconsiderate pillocks.

My commute has a couple of queues in it, and you can pretty much always tell which cars going past you in the wrong lane will want to cut in near the front from the badge on the boot.
 
Just a PS to add it's not all BMW/Audi drivers, I'm sure there are some very good ones. It's just that a high proportion of bad ones drive those cars.

A Venn diagram would be perfect for this. ;)
 
Foxholer said:
Audi drivers do seem to have taken over from BMW ones as biggest jerks on the road!

Years ago it was Volvo dilwits - in the outside lanes - or Rover 820 drivers - particularly red ones! The Audis that were around then tended to spend most of their time in the inside lane!

As a Beemer driver, I noticed the change from Volvos being my greatest scourge to (unbadged) 5-series Beemers became the cursed ones! The BMW was replaced (after 300k) by an Audi that featured in the last episode of Morse, followed by a Quattro.

Of course, the rel scourge are the slow old F's in their Mercs - though perhaps not my golfing mate in his 6.3AMG! Some of them can't even drive past bollards without finding some excuse to wipe them out! :whistle:
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I swerved to miss a Fox, or was it a big cat, could have been a ginger dog........well it did have 4 legs I know that, and what with the sun in my eyes also the bollards never stood a chance, total bill = £950 :(
 
Fish said:
I swerved to miss a Fox, or was it a big cat, could have been a ginger dog........well it did have 4 legs I know that, and what with the sun in my eyes also the bollards never stood a chance, total bill = £950 :(
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Interesting. You slag off BMW/Audi drivers yet you can't even see what is on the road in front of you :whistle:
 
Hacker Khan said:
a) thanks for the link to a Daily Mail story, but do you really think I will stoop to such depths as visiting that web site?
b) I knew who he was, it was a bad attempt at humour as that is what the moped driver kept saying to him. So your response really should have been 'Ronnie d&£f%$36 Pickering' ;)
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:o
Sorry I missed that.
 
Region3 said:
Just a PS to add it's not all BMW/Audi drivers, I'm sure there are some very good ones. It's just that a high proportion of bad ones drive those cars.

A Venn diagram would be perfect for this. ;)
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Actually it's mostly due to the fact that us Audi drivers are busy and important people with people to see, places to go, deals to do, PowerPoints to present. And we do not really want to be held up by some loser in a clapped out rust bucket pithering along at 65 in the outside lane. They should really have lanes depending on the cost and top speed of your car. BMW, Audi, Mercs are allowed to do 100 in the middle and outside lane, the rest can fight it out with the HGVs in the slow lane. ;)
 
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Region3 said:
I think they've been as bad as each other for a while now.

The problem imo is that they're either reps cars who do a lot of miles or successful business people who have got to where they are by being selfish inconsiderate pillocks.

My commute has a couple of queues in it, and you can pretty much always tell which cars going past you in the wrong lane will want to cut in near the front from the badge on the boot.
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Region3 said:
Just a PS to add it's not all BMW/Audi drivers, I'm sure there are some very good ones. It's just that a high proportion of bad ones drive those cars.

A Venn diagram would be perfect for this. ;)
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You did well to rectify your first post:angry::ears:
 
drive4show said:
Interesting. You slag off BMW/Audi drivers yet you can't even see what is on the road in front of you :whistle:
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It came flying out of the hedge, I wasn't going fast because the bollards were right opposite a speed camera, but I took the bollards out along with most of my Merc :(
 
Driving down to Woking then back up to Newcastle over last weekend, both me and Kraxx noticed that the outside lane of the motorway, seemed to be owned by BMW, Audi, VW and Merc drivers, all of whom were doing well over the speed limit.
 
Hacker Khan said:
Actually it's mostly due to the fact that us Audi drivers are busy and important people with people to see, places to go, deals to do, PowerPoints to present. And we do not really want to be held up by some loser in a clapped out rust bucket pithering along at 65 in the outside lane. They should really have lanes depending on the cost and top speed of your car. BMW, Audi, Mercs are allowed to do 100 in the middle and outside lane, the rest can fight it out with the HGVs in the slow lane. ;)
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I'll need a 4th lane then :cool:
 
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