Bloody wasp

[Tashyboy]

Played today and knocked it's back doors in. 20 points on the front nine comp. and should of been three or four more. Then a honest 19 on the back nine. Anyway am stood on the 16th having smashed another ping fitting drive straight down the middle and am chuffed wi me self when summat drops down me top. I thought I had got rid of it then bang. I thought a bloody jap sniper had got me in the guts. I rag dolled me shirt out then Bang the bloody thing must of thought I was " hard " and ******* me again. Me shirt was off in seconds, me glasses and cap went flying, women on the 14 th tee were wolf whistling
( which is understandable). Said bloody wasp disappeared. And I had a brilliant idea. Where's me trolley I said as me insect spray is in it. "Er up there" a pp said. It was 100 yd up the fairway stuck in some thicket with the motor buzzing its guts off. Cheers boys. There were tears rolling down there cheeks. I told the boys I think my stomach is swollen, they reminded me it is always like that. Tash had the last laugh when a PP putted from one side of the green into a bunker on the 17th.
last time I play golf looking like medallion man.

 

[Midnight]

Mate, I love your posts, you always put a even bigger smile on my grid mate.😂😂

 

[Norrin Radd]

top story Tash,have had the same happen to me ,bloody thing nailed right in the belly button.

 

[Midnight]

top story Tash,have had the same happen to me ,bloody thing nailed right in the belly button.

How did it find your belly button mate😂😂😂😂😂 how is the injury ?

 

[Norrin Radd]

How did it find your belly button mate😂😂😂😂😂 how is the injury ?

you can go off people you know.:ears:


physio twice a week now and still signed off work till the end of october.

 

[Ross61]

It happened many years ago to me, except it was a bee and it went up my trouser leg. Said trousers were dropped in record time!
It happened at Batchwood in St Albans right next to the driveway up the middle of two holes and yes Sod's law happened as a lady driver was approaching at the time. I just hope she realised what had happened.

 

[selwood90]

Also had this happen to me. Was sat in a buggy sailing down the 10th fairway when what I thought was a leaf dropped down my top. Soon realised it wasn't when the bloody thing stung me twice in the chest and I proceeded to dive out the buggy into some sort of commando roll at full tilt and rip my top off. Swore I would never go back to that particular course. But ended up taking out membership about 2 weeks later. Touch wood it hasn't happened since!

 

[HomerJSimpson]

It could have been lost in that belly for weeks. Good score despite everything

 

[Slab]

Pure class Tash, pure class!

Post of the year... so far

 

[Fish]

We have Wasp's all over our course, unfortunately they are mainly around 6ft and 15 stone

 

[delc]

We currently have a warning on our notice board about a wasps' nest in a gorse bush on our 13th hole. Question is: why did God create the wasp? They are the most annoying insects known to mankind!

 

[Alex1975]

We currently have a warning on our notice board about a wasps' nest in a gorse bush on our 13th hole. Question is: why did God create the wasp? They are the most annoying insects known to mankind!

Nope, Question is why are the club not removing the wasps nest?

 

[delc]

Nope, Question is why are the club not removing the wasps nest?

Presumably because the green keepers don't want to get stung!

 

[Alex1975]

Presumably because the green keepers don't want to get stung!

Ye, I am thinking they need to get a professional in.

 

[Tashyboy]

Nope, Question is why are the club not removing the wasps nest?

A couple of moths ago we reported a bees nest in an oak tree on the course that everyone had to walk past. We were on about it in the 19 th and someone said its not a nest but the queen " is having a minute" during her flight and the rest of the swarm fuss around her to see if she's ok. 😳💤💤💤💤
Anyway he then goes on to tell/ bore us that you can't "just get rid of um" there's procedures to follow. It was at about this point I fell asleep and it was only the sound of my head hitting my bag of cheese and onion crisps on the table that woke me up.

Anyway a couple of days later I spoke to the green keepers about how they had got rid of Queenie coz she had either got her second wind and flew off or been encouraged to vacate said oak tree. " smacked it with a shovel, then drove like a Bat out of hell to get away" was the response. Not sure if they followed correct procedure or not.

 

[Alex1975]

A couple of moths ago we reported a bees nest in an oak tree on the course that everyone had to walk past. We were on about it in the 19 th and someone said its not a nest but the queen " is having a minute" during her flight and the rest of the swarm fuss around her to see if she's ok. 😳💤💤💤💤
Anyway he then goes on to tell/ bore us that you can't "just get rid of um" there's procedures to follow. It was at about this point I fell asleep and it was only the sound of my head hitting my bag of cheese and onion crisps on the table that woke me up.

Anyway a couple of days later I spoke to the green keepers about how they had got rid of Queenie coz she had either got her second wind and flew off or been encouraged to vacate said oak tree. " smacked it with a shovel, then drove like a Bat out of hell to get away" was the response. Not sure if they followed correct procedure or not.

Lol... Wasps and bees are a totally different story though hu. Bees only get upset if you get too close and breath on their swarm or nest. I had a bees nest half a yard from where I stand to chip in my garden this summer. They would come out and fly at me and head butt me now and then but were not that bothered by me.

I remember going back a few years we had a hornets nest at the back of our 14th.... v exciting, no one going long on that hole. As I understand it a member is an extermiator and I think he used a smoke bomb. Anyhow the whole thing was sorted out in a day or two.

 

[louise_a]

I am very phobic about wasps, bees I don't mind, playing at Eaton last week I went to the on course loo only to be greeted with a notice saying danger Hornet's nest. I hot footed it away from there so fast!