Best line I've heard on Golf commentary

[Khamelion]

Watching the Spanish open this morning, one of the Sky pundits comments:-

"I'm playing so badly at the moment I've had my ball retriever re-gripped" :rofl:

 

[Maninblack4612]

I like Richard Boxall's "That's in so deep Lassie couldn't find it if it was wrapped in bacon"

 

[cookelad]

Watching the Spanish open this morning, one of the Sky pundits comments:-

"I'm playing so badly at the moment I've had my ball retriever re-gripped" :rofl:

Best I heard was a commentator talking about Fredrik Andersson Hed "I remember when he was just Fredrik Andersson, before his wife gave him the.....<<Awkward Silence>>"

 

[stevie_r]

During the players

'So what's it like still being around at 70 Butch?'

'Well pretty good, the alternative is being dead'

 

[BoadieBroadus]

During the players

'So what's it like still being around at 70 Butch?'

'Well pretty good, the alternative is being dead'

yes i caught that one - he was quick off the mark there

 

[stevie_r]

yes i caught that one - he was quick off the mark there

Marvelously dry

 

[Jabba]

Peter Alliss referring to some pro's attitudes "Do you know who I think I am?"

 

[Deleted member 15717]

I can't remember who it was, but as a ball disappeared into the crowd and bounced the commentator remarked "oh dear, I hope it wasn't a cranium"

Fairly chuckle-worthy!

 

[CMAC]

Peter Alliss commenting on watching Craig Stadler walking up a windy links fairway.....

"....by jove look at that, trousers... full of legs...."

 

[Keeno]

During the players

'So what's it like still being around at 70 Butch?'

'Well pretty good, the alternative is being dead'

I heard that too,,,, ha ha ha!! A belter.

 

[shivas irons]

Ewan Murray to Jack at The Masters..."what do you make of Bubba's pink driver Jack" Jack looks at Murray completely puzzled and then tells him "I cant comment I'm colour blind"

 

[LanDog]

Wayne Reilly had a good one at the Players, as Kaymer walked onto 17, just says, "I can Hear his heart beating!"

 

[Blue in Munich]

Lanny Wadkins commentating on a putt;

"Apart from line and pace it had everything". Priceless.

The Butch Harmon one was a cracker too, heard that live.