Bad day

[birdieman]

Spent £2.95 on a bucket of balls at the range this morning, should've saved my money, hitting it poorly and hooking everything.

Followed that up with a visit to the dentist where I went in with some gum inflammation and toothache expecting a quick filling but then spent over an hour in the chair getting a broken molar extracted. Kept breaking into pieces so the dentist had to cut the gum with a scalpel then drill out some of the jawbone round the roots of the tooth to get them out. Am suffering now the anaesthetic has worn off.
Have you ever tried tensing muscles up in fear for over an hour, that's the most exercise I've had in weeks!
For my trouble it cost over £100

To top it all off the delivery of my new La-Z Boy recliner armchair was delayed until tomorrow cos the delivery man couldn't be arsed making a phone call!

Crap day and I don't have Sky Sports anymore to watch the matchplay

Sympathy please....

 

[SS2]

Think yourself lucky, your range charges 5p less for 50 balls than mine. Surely that makes up for all the dental/TV/Chair-related misery ?

 

[Ken_A]

Think yourself lucky, your range charges 5p less for 50 balls than mine. Surely that makes up for all the dental/TV/Chair-related misery ?

PMSL

Never go to the range its BAD for you - last time I spent £7 to shank 120 balls. Now that is really worse than a sore mouf and dalking dunny all day.

 

[bobmac]

Covers Birdieman with a large blanket of warmth and love, buys him a fish supper, pours him a large 40 year old single malt and gives you a free link to watch the golf

http://www.justin.tv/frankcal20

Enjoy

 

[dangermouse]

you should have gone to the boozer, had £100 worth of hard liquor, before picking a fight with the biggest bloke in town - you;d have had your tooth knocked out and the numbness would have lasted a day or two!

 

[birdieman]

The 5p saving has really cheered me up!

First I lost my hair, now I'm losing my teeth - what the hell will it be next?

 

[DCB]

First I lost my hair, now I'm losing my teeth - what the hell will it be next?

Your swing ?

 

[SS2]

The 5p saving has really cheered me up!

First I lost my hair, now I'm losing my teeth - what the hell will it be next?

Clearly your sense of humour is intact and that is more important than hair and about equal with teeth !

 

[USER1999]

I would guess impotence is next, followed by incontinence. Downhill all the way from here.

 

[minty18]

Bad things happen in three's mate so thats all your bad luck out the way, play this weekend and it'll be the round of your life.

 

[HTL]

You have a La-Z boy! I would love to have one of those, HID has firmly put her foot down.

Oh yes, does sound like a crap day, feet up cup of soup and watch the golf.

 

[Canfordhacker]

First I lost my hair, now I'm losing my teeth - what the hell will it be next?

Your virginity if you're lucky...

 

[birdieman]

I'm glad my misery is proving the source of such wonderful quips you beasts, the tone is beginning to lower with the last one though....woaaah there

LA-z boy..it's taken some time to convince HID but at last my dream is fulfilled...well tomorrow anyway.

 

[USER1999]

Just googled that chair. £1000 for a chair? Geez. Even if it has a beer fridge built in. May be when I get my extension built with the home cinema, but I doubt it even then. For that price, do they top up the beer fridge whenever it runs low?

 

[birdieman]

La-Z Boy is a brand, there are dozens of models, mine cost less than £500. Couldn't spend £1k on a chair.
Alas mine doesn't have a fridge in it!

 

[andiritchie]

I have a La-Z Boy sofa which is nice,only reason is that they put it together in the lounge,cant get a normal suite in

God knows what i do when i move

 

[Herbie]

You're never impotent when you've got golf murph, it just gets a little s****y sometimes, thats all.

 

[USER1999]

You don't find your driver gets a bit limp then Herb?

 

[madandra]

The only way I will notice the onset of impotence is when I roll out the bed


A LAZY-BOY Stu?????

Your putting yourself in the old codger bracket pal.

Is ot the leccy one that stands you up cos your too lazy to stand???

 

[birdieman]

A LAZY-BOY Stu?????

Your putting yourself in the old codger bracket pal.

Is ot the leccy one that stands you up cos your too lazy to stand???

It's just a comfy armchair with a footrest, it doesnt have any electric bits.
Old codger...definitely!