Ave got me mad up and tomorrow's gonna be the day.

[Tashyboy]

Ah just feel it, been training all day. Washed and machine polished the car. Done the gardens. Pruned the tree in front garden. Had the grandkids, and young Layla tash did a dump on me back garden coz me mum said she needs her nappy off whilst playing wi water.
But ave put 3 X ad333s in me bag and am feeling it. Just finishing off me training with a bottle of Australian Shiraz.
gonna smash it tomorrow. gonna be casualties tomorrow.

 

[Canary_Yellow]

I estimate that I understand roughly 10% of the content your posts Tashyboy.

In this case something about a baby taking a dump on your lawn and it inspiring you to victory tomorrow.

 

[Tashyboy]

I estimate that I understand roughly 10% of the content your posts Tashyboy.

In this case something about a baby taking a dump on your lawn and it inspiring you to victory tomorrow.

At last I have found a forum member who I can conmect with. :rofl:

Cheers me man.

 

[backwoodsman]

To be fair, round Tashy's way , most people would regard someone taking a dump on the lawn as a good omen. (In that, that was all they'd done ... )

(And before l get the criticism, I'd just point out l was raised within spitting distance of Tashy. )

(Ps: Round that way, the internationally recognised SI units have never superceded the local unit of projected saliva as a measure of distance ...)

 

[Tashyboy]

To be fair, round Tashy's way , most people would regard someone taking a dump on the lawn as a good omen. (In that, that was all they'd done ... )

(And before l get the criticism, I'd just point out l was raised within spitting distance of Tashy. )

(Ps: Round that way, the internationally recognised SI units have never superceded the local unit of projected saliva as a measure of distance ...)

Two people on the forum I have connected with, am on for the hat trick. Proper feeling it for tomorrow.

dedicating tomorrow's round to Canary and BackDoorman. 👍👍

 

[Deleted member 16999]

You do it mate, go smash that course and show it whose boss

 

[Maninblack4612]

Expecting a blow by blow account tomorrow. Let's not hear "it was going great until I hit an absolutely rammel spell in the middle & then it went completely tits up" Give it your all & concentrate until the last shot.

 

[Norrin Radd]

we certainly dont want to hear that you took a dump on the green.

 

[Tashyboy]

Expecting a blow by blow account tomorrow. Let's not hear "it was going great until I hit an absolutely rammel spell in the middle & then it went completely tits up" Give it your all & concentrate until the last shot.

May well be copy and pasting that tomorrow Bill.

fortunately Norrid the dump bit was earlier this year at Tyneside. Dodgy mc breakfast cob on the way up me finks.

 

[USER1999]

It sounds like your training is of the wax on, wax off variety.
Go get it karate tash.

 

[Tashyboy]

It sounds like your training is of the wax on, wax off variety.
Go get it karate tash.

Cheers Mr Miyagi.

 

[Lord Tyrion]

I had that feeling a few weeks ago. I'd been cut 2 shots and I fancied a similar cut as I had practised my putting which had cost me shots still. A 0.1 increase later .

Better luck for you Tashy.

 

[Tashyboy]

I had that feeling a few weeks ago. I'd been cut 2 shots and I fancied a similar cut as I had practised my putting which had cost me shots still. A 0.1 increase later .

Better luck for you Tashy.

Well LT I atood on the first and it was blowing well hard. A PP offloaded a shed load of problems before and ones head was spinning. Seems am not the only one wi probs at the moment. A couple of phone calls later off daughter ( see divorce thread ) and it just kinda summed up a nearly day. After a day full of excuses I was walking down the 18th with 33 points. A missed 6ft par putt saw me finish on 35 points and I was leading the comp overall when I left. Was chuffed to bits with my score and it may well win the division but not the cut I hoped for.
After a proper crap day chasing round for grandkids etc. I sat down and the four lipped out putts cost me dear.
gotta say the course looks gorgeous at the moment and the greens are just gorgeous to putt on.

 

[Lord Tyrion]

35 points on a blowy day, very decent indeed. That 40 pointer will have to wait for another day 😁.

 

[Tashyboy]

Been looking at the golfing calendar, and apart from two missing two Thursday's taking parents to gatwick, two weeks in Cambodia and Vietnam and 10 days in Hunstanton wi the Grandkids, am not gonna miss much 😖

 

[dewsweeper]

I estimate that I understand roughly 10% of the content your posts Tashyboy.

In this case something about a baby taking a dump on your lawn and it inspiring you to victory tomorrow.

Andy, poo bags are your friend!
I can send a few used but washed ones at special mates rate.

 

[craigstardis1976]

This thread makes me glad I have never had to change a diaper or deal with fecal matter except for my own and that of my dog.

Oh yeah! Well played, Tashy! Now back to nappy changing I guess...

 

[Tashyboy]

Andy, poo bags are your friend!
I can send a few used but washed ones at special mates rate.

Cheers mah man, I found the said culprit after about 30 seconds I thought that was quick. However a gaggle of blue bottles beat me to it. How the Eck did they know.

 

[Slime]

Ah just feel it, been training all day. Washed and machine polished the car. Done the gardens. Pruned the tree in front garden. Had the grandkids, and young Layla tash did a dump on me back garden coz me mum said she needs her nappy off whilst playing wi water.
But ave put 3 X ad333s in me bag and am feeling it. Just finishing off me training with a bottle of Australian Shiraz.
gonna smash it tomorrow. gonna be casualties tomorrow.

Hey Tashy, which polisher and polishes do you use?
Oh, what car is it?