Ave got me life back.

[Tashyboy]

Flippin Eck me and Missis T Ave had the grandkids for the last two days and nights. Am bolloxed. Ah was up last night with Layla Tash 5 times for sod all, her dummy had fell out. Why wake the street, put it in yourself.
saturday night and I was in bed at 9pm.
Nappies, ave more chance of getting a ball outta a bunker in one than putting a nappy on without getting number 2 down me finger nails. picking me nose WAS one of me fave hobbies. Not now.
feeding the little un, last time I looked she has two arms, feels like six when am feeding her.
Gob, she's gonna be an opera singer, me tinnitus is going mad.
how can summat so small crap so much.
went home an hour ago, and am lonely.
flippin sprogs.

 

[Pin-seeker]

😂 love it.
Obvious from your posts how much you love your grandkids.

 

[HomerJSimpson]

Flippin Eck me and Missis T Ave had the grandkids for the last two days and nights. Am bolloxed. Ah was up last night with Layla Tash 5 times for sod all, her dummy had fell out. Why wake the street, put it in yourself.
saturday night and I was in bed at 9pm.
Nappies, ave more chance of getting a ball outta a bunker in one than putting a nappy on without getting number 2 down me finger nails. picking me nose WAS one of me fave hobbies. Not now.
feeding the little un, last time I looked she has two arms, feels like six when am feeding her.
Gob, she's gonna be an opera singer, me tinnitus is going mad.
how can summat so small crap so much.
went home an hour ago, and am lonely.
flippin sprogs.

You loved every second and can't wait to do it all again

 

[Lord Tyrion]

Ditch the dummy Tashy. The longer they have one the harder they are to give up. No waking up screaming when they fall out at 2 in the morning if they don't have one in to fall out.

Keep enjoying it, the little beggars grow up quickly.

 

[Tashyboy]

Ditch the dummy Tashy. The longer they have one the harder they are to give up. No waking up screaming when they fall out at 2 in the morning if they don't have one in to fall out.

Keep enjoying it, the little beggars grow up quickly.

and that is better than any golf lesson I have ever had. Cheers LT.

 

[Lord Tyrion]

Ha ha. I should say, I'm not preachy about dummies. Don't care if people use them or not, I'm worried about a mumsnet style backlash here 😨.

 

[Tashyboy]

Ha ha. I should say, I'm not preachy about dummies. Don't care if people use them or not, I'm worried about a mumsnet style backlash here .

I think if you had said get rid of the nipple and not the dummy you might well of had a golf forum riot on your hands

 

[Lord Tyrion]

Too right 😁. That would definitely be a step too far.

 

[Norrin Radd]

grankids are the best in the world ,cos you give them back .
as for the dummy ,get shot asap ,bloody things are the worst ever invention for a nipper.

 

[Foxholer]

And the 'noise' problem can often be solved by having an extra (or) large one (or maybe 2) before bed! Only takes 1 or 2 'no-response' episodes to lose the habit - at least for some!

 

[Alex1975]

I would like another one but HID says she is too old..... :angry:

 

[londonlewis]

Flippin Eck me and Missis T Ave had the grandkids for the last two days and nights. Am bolloxed. Ah was up last night with Layla Tash 5 times for sod all, her dummy had fell out. Why wake the street, put it in yourself.
saturday night and I was in bed at 9pm.
Nappies, ave more chance of getting a ball outta a bunker in one than putting a nappy on without getting number 2 down me finger nails. picking me nose WAS one of me fave hobbies. Not now.
feeding the little un, last time I looked she has two arms, feels like six when am feeding her.
Gob, she's gonna be an opera singer, me tinnitus is going mad.
how can summat so small crap so much.
went home an hour ago, and am lonely.
flippin sprogs.

Love this post!
Congratulations on the grand-kids.