Tashyboy
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Now before you start avin a go at me for looking down me nose, it's Missis Ts thoughts not mine.
Me and missis T were playing footsie at Bella Italia tonight. It's about as Italian as Haggis, but anyway. Missis T was on about when we went to the Christmas presentation do a few years ago when I had won the captains day. We were sat at the table with eight others who I did not know, we had starters which was Pea soup, the woman at the side of me had nothing because she had a "phobia about pea soup". When the mains came it was blade of beef, it was divine. Missis Ts beef never touched the sides. The woman at the side of Missis T said "are you hungry my dear", Missis T said " am starving, ave only had a pot noodle all day".
Said elderly lady looked at Missis T down her nose and said " A pot noodle, you have had a pot noodle, how could you". I was dying to laugh.
Missis T never said owt at the time, but she said to me later that night when we were laughing about it " I nearly said to her that if you had been holding penises all day you would not want to hold a sandwich".
So is there anyone in your club that would not eat a pot noodle.
Me and missis T were playing footsie at Bella Italia tonight. It's about as Italian as Haggis, but anyway. Missis T was on about when we went to the Christmas presentation do a few years ago when I had won the captains day. We were sat at the table with eight others who I did not know, we had starters which was Pea soup, the woman at the side of me had nothing because she had a "phobia about pea soup". When the mains came it was blade of beef, it was divine. Missis Ts beef never touched the sides. The woman at the side of Missis T said "are you hungry my dear", Missis T said " am starving, ave only had a pot noodle all day".
Said elderly lady looked at Missis T down her nose and said " A pot noodle, you have had a pot noodle, how could you". I was dying to laugh.
Missis T never said owt at the time, but she said to me later that night when we were laughing about it " I nearly said to her that if you had been holding penises all day you would not want to hold a sandwich".
So is there anyone in your club that would not eat a pot noodle.