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Now before you start avin a go at me for looking down me nose, it's Missis Ts thoughts not mine.
Me and missis T were playing footsie at Bella Italia tonight. It's about as Italian as Haggis, but anyway. Missis T was on about when we went to the Christmas presentation do a few years ago when I had won the captains day. We were sat at the table with eight others who I did not know, we had starters which was Pea soup, the woman at the side of me had nothing because she had a "phobia about pea soup". When the mains came it was blade of beef, it was divine. Missis Ts beef never touched the sides. The woman at the side of Missis T said "are you hungry my dear", Missis T said " am starving, ave only had a pot noodle all day".
Said elderly lady looked at Missis T down her nose and said " A pot noodle, you have had a pot noodle, how could you". I was dying to laugh.
Missis T never said owt at the time, but she said to me later that night when we were laughing about it " I nearly said to her that if you had been holding penises all day you would not want to hold a sandwich".
So is there anyone in your club that would not eat a pot noodle.
 
Now before you start avin a go at me for looking down me nose, it's Missis Ts thoughts not mine.
Me and missis T were playing footsie at Bella Italia tonight. It's about as Italian as Haggis, but anyway. Missis T was on about when we went to the Christmas presentation do a few years ago when I had won the captains day. We were sat at the table with eight others who I did not know, we had starters which was Pea soup, the woman at the side of me had nothing because she had a "phobia about pea soup". When the mains came it was blade of beef, it was divine. Missis Ts beef never touched the sides. The woman at the side of Missis T said "are you hungry my dear", Missis T said " am starving, ave only had a pot noodle all day".
Said elderly lady looked at Missis T down her nose and said " A pot noodle, you have had a pot noodle, how could you". I was dying to laugh.
Missis T never said owt at the time, but she said to me later that night when we were laughing about it " I nearly said to her that if you had been holding penises all day you would not want to hold a sandwich".
So is there anyone in your club that would not eat a pot noodle.
Me.:thup:
 
Can't beat old skool chicken and mushroom for me. Lovely as a guilty pleasure if get home late from the golf club at the weekend and want something quick to get me through until dinner. I think at my club there would be a fairly interesting, and I think even split between the likes and those that hate them.
 
Lived on them when I first left home, still sneak the odd one into the shopping trolley for old times sake.

Can't comment on the culinary taste of the rest of the members.
 
I find it more strange that someone would have a phobia of pea soup.

The pea soup was just gorgeous, the guy who was with the woman, we worked at the same pit 30 odd years ago, we had a right laugh. When the menu came she said " pea soup, revolting". He said "eh, what's revolting about pea soup". She then explained that when her dad worked at the pit and when it was the pit summer holidays. Her dad used to chuck the family in the camper van late evening and they would go home to Scotland for two weeks. When they got up near Penrith at about 3.00am, Dad used to pull into a lay by there and would get out his flask which was filled with pea soup. She said it was disgusting and has had a " phobia" about pea soup ever since. Her husband / partner said " how old are you". I was crying. She never had a starter, had risotto for mains coz she was vegan, and she asked the waitress what's for desert, her partner said " not bloody pea soup".

It it was a memorable night.
 
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