Any of the Yorkshire boys up for a game on Sat?

I've just been informed by my fat, stupid, smelly, horrible, rancid, disgusting, oxygen thief of a mother-in-law that she wont stay until Sunday evening.

So golf is now out for the entire weekend :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
 
I've just been informed by my fat, stupid, smelly, horrible, rancid, disgusting, oxygen thief of a mother-in-law that she wont stay until Sunday evening.

So golf is now out for the entire weekend :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

I see you worship the ground





that is coming to her :D
 
I absolutely detest her.

She reeks my house out of B.O and old persons musty, horrible, clothes dried funny when wet smell and it makes me want to vomit.

And to make matters worse the cow wont mind the kids for 4 hours while I play golf.

Grandparents huh
 
I absolutely detest her.

She reeks my house out of B.O and old persons musty, horrible, clothes dried funny when wet smell and it makes me want to vomit.

And to make matters worse the cow wont mind the kids for 4 hours while I play golf.

Grandparents huh


I have just wet myself!
You owe me a glass of wine, i've just spilt it down my shirt. :p
 
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