Harry_Putter
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- Jan 23, 2008
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You know you are addicted to golf when:
1. You put your seat belt on by trying to keep your left arm straight and your head still
2. Even worse – you put it on again only this time making sure you turn your shoulders as well
3. You stand up straight and your left foot is turned out 30 degrees
4. You pick an umbrella up with both hands and then look down to check your grip
5. You give a stranger directions by saying “you take a 3 wood down here then turn left and the house you are looking for is a nine iron on the rightâ€
6. After watching the Golf Channel for 12 months you are really tempted to buy the K1 Speed Driver just to see…….
7. You realise there is absolutely nothing to watch on Sky TV now the Golf Channel has ended
8. You were annoyed you had to spend last Christmas day indoors when the sun was actually shining
9. The weather forecast is a ‘must see’ TV programme from Wednesday onwards
10. You think a birdie is better than sex
11. You can remember the last time you made a birdie but you can’t remember the last time you had sex
12. Your idea of foreplay is ten minutes on the practice putting green before you tee off
1. You put your seat belt on by trying to keep your left arm straight and your head still
2. Even worse – you put it on again only this time making sure you turn your shoulders as well
3. You stand up straight and your left foot is turned out 30 degrees
4. You pick an umbrella up with both hands and then look down to check your grip
5. You give a stranger directions by saying “you take a 3 wood down here then turn left and the house you are looking for is a nine iron on the rightâ€
6. After watching the Golf Channel for 12 months you are really tempted to buy the K1 Speed Driver just to see…….
7. You realise there is absolutely nothing to watch on Sky TV now the Golf Channel has ended
8. You were annoyed you had to spend last Christmas day indoors when the sun was actually shining
9. The weather forecast is a ‘must see’ TV programme from Wednesday onwards
10. You think a birdie is better than sex
11. You can remember the last time you made a birdie but you can’t remember the last time you had sex
12. Your idea of foreplay is ten minutes on the practice putting green before you tee off