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A tip for all Deep Heat and Ralgex users. Don't rub it on your dodgy back, then go to the boy's room for a stand up thingy!!

A forest fire rages unabated and the stout English Oak burns hotter than a hot thing that is very hot.

As for the colour; imagine Man Utd in a day-glo red shirt!!

medic, MEDIC!! Man down, man down.

Even two can of Carling straight out of the fridge and stuffed down the trews barely brings the temperature below that of the sun.
 

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A tip for all Deep Heat and Ralgex users. Don't rub it on your dodgy back, then go to the boy's room for a stand up thingy!!

A forest fire rages unabated and the stout English Oak burns hotter than a hot thing that is very hot.

As for the colour; imagine Man Utd in a day-glo red shirt!!

medic, MEDIC!! Man down, man down.

Even two can of Carling straight out of the fridge and stuffed down the trews barely brings the temperature below that of the sun.

You should have posted this in Tiger's 'cheer me up thread' Sorry mate I am sure it is very painful. It is like a cricketer getting hit in the box, amusing to everyone except the recipient.
 

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was thinking the same Rich..... absolutely wetting myself here with the image of Brian undergoing the after effects :D

[video=youtube;7IjgZGhHrYY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7IjgZGhHrYY[/video]
 

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was thinking the same Rich..... absolutely wetting myself here with the image of Brian undergoing the after effects :D

[video=youtube;7IjgZGhHrYY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7IjgZGhHrYY[/video]
:rofl: It is one of those take away the pain, but leave the swelling moments.:)
 

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A tip for all Deep Heat and Ralgex users. Don't rub it on your dodgy back, then go to the boy's room for a stand up thingy!!

A forest fire rages unabated and the stout English Oak burns hotter than a hot thing that is very hot.

As for the colour; imagine Man Utd in a day-glo red shirt!!

medic, MEDIC!! Man down, man down.

Even two can of Carling straight out of the fridge and stuffed down the trews barely brings the temperature below that of the sun.

This tip applies equally to anyone who has just chopped a load of fresh red chillies by hand.
 

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YEah the chopping chillis thing is painful when you get it on the auld fella, but forgetting and then trying to take you contact lens out after chopping scotch bonnets, it looked like I'd had Tyson, Lewis, Hide, Ali, Fraser and Cooper all lined up waiting their turn to smack me one.
 

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When I used to frequent my old local when I lived in dartford we used to have a chilli or curry night. One night we managed to get hold of some Naga Viper chillies and some Trinidad muruga Scorpion chilli sauce both are ridiculously high on the Scoville scale (think they're 2 of the top 4 In heat) anyway could barely breath after eating a piece smaller than your pinky finger nail, but one on the lads didn't wash his hand before heading to the loo. To say you heard the screams from the toilet out in the bar would be an understatement.
 

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When I used to frequent my old local when I lived in dartford we used to have a chilli or curry night. One night we managed to get hold of some Naga Viper chillies and some Trinidad muruga Scorpion chilli sauce both are ridiculously high on the Scoville scale (think they're 2 of the top 4 In heat) anyway could barely breath after eating a piece smaller than your pinky finger nail, but one on the lads didn't wash his hand before heading to the loo. To say you heard the screams from the toilet out in the bar would be an understatement.

The moruga scorpio is the current hottest chilli in the world, I have tried naga ghost chilli sauce at a chilli festival and that was like swallowing barbed wire doused in condensed battery acid mixed with alien blood, that said it did have a nice flavour.
 

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I have a colleague who grows a few Nagas for own use - I used to grow Bird-Eyes for Thai food. Also attends festival - down in South West - and reckons the hot ones are almost addictive!

At Secondary school Hockey team went on a trip and 1 guy spilt neat Wintergren on shorts. Had to come off after a few minutes in severe pain! Great smell though - which we recreated in the lab the following year in Organic Chem.
 

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A tip for all Deep Heat and Ralgex users. Don't rub it on your dodgy back, then go to the boy's room for a stand up thingy!!

A forest fire rages unabated and the stout English Oak burns hotter than a hot thing that is very hot.

As for the colour; imagine Man Utd in a day-glo red shirt!!

medic, MEDIC!! Man down, man down.

Even two can of Carling straight out of the fridge and stuffed down the trews barely brings the temperature below that of the sun.

Absolutely hilarious!!!! Thanks Hobbit :D this and Homers story reminded me of my first season in the Uni football team. Ritual was to smear the stuff in the new lads boxers. Luckily for me my older bro wise in the world of footballing pranks advised me to take matching pants to every game. I'd put my oldies in my bag in a feigned attempt to hide them and kept my fresh ones at the bottom of my shower bag. I'd then put my shower bag in my bag and pretend to rummage away before slipping on the clean pair. Then came the gags which I nonchantly brushed off and they were dumbfounded :rofl: those were great days. God I miss the football banter...
 

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A tip for all Deep Heat and Ralgex users. Don't rub it on your dodgy back, then go to the boy's room for a stand up thingy!!

A forest fire rages unabated and the stout English Oak burns hotter than a hot thing that is very hot.

As for the colour; imagine Man Utd in a day-glo red shirt!!

medic, MEDIC!! Man down, man down.

Even two can of Carling straight out of the fridge and stuffed down the trews barely brings the temperature below that of the sun.

But on the plus side, I bet you forgot about your back hurting! :D
 

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this brings back memories of FIERY JACK and my dad rubbing it on his chest,massive blister and scared for life,first time i ever heard him swear!!!,we used to rub winter green into lads jock straps at the rugby club before a game,proper funny<unless it was yours!!!!!!
 
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