Norrin Radd
Tour Winner
this was robbed from another site .
you sit upon the bog
with everything prepared,
you`re feeling quite excited
but a little bloody scared,
that huge amount of christmas nosh
has turned into a log,
and now has come the fateful time
to flush it down to bog,
but first you must expel the beast
and so you start to strain,
you bite down on a piece of wood
to take away the pain,
,but oh my god its bloody huge
its like you`re giving birth,
you sweat and push and swear and shake
and strain for all you`re worth,
and then that magic moment comes
that fills your soul with cheer,
a turd the size of king kongs arm
emerges from your rear,
and like a bomb it hits the pan
thus lightening your mood,
and making room inside your guts
for loads more christmas food.
merry christmas all.
you sit upon the bog
with everything prepared,
you`re feeling quite excited
but a little bloody scared,
that huge amount of christmas nosh
has turned into a log,
and now has come the fateful time
to flush it down to bog,
but first you must expel the beast
and so you start to strain,
you bite down on a piece of wood
to take away the pain,
,but oh my god its bloody huge
its like you`re giving birth,
you sweat and push and swear and shake
and strain for all you`re worth,
and then that magic moment comes
that fills your soul with cheer,
a turd the size of king kongs arm
emerges from your rear,
and like a bomb it hits the pan
thus lightening your mood,
and making room inside your guts
for loads more christmas food.
merry christmas all.
