A strange thing happened on the 13th today....

[Imurg]

Our 13th - par 5, straight, slightly downhill with OB and waist high rough left, waist high rough right
CVG drove - just made the rough on the right.
I drove me carved one deep into the bundu
Fragger drove and went in the rough on the right
I played a Provo and just made the rough on the right - are you seeing a pattern here..?
Then Fragger hit. Provo and carved it.
Excellent! All in the rough.
CVG's ball should have been easy to find and we quickly saw a ball under some trees, I went to look for my 1st, as did Fragger.
Fragger found, I didn't. While I finished looking both CVG and Fragger played up.
Looked for my Provo and couldn't find that either.
So I blobbed the hole and started walking.
CVG and Fragger finished the hole, well CVG did as Fragger blobbed.
It was then I discovered that Fragger had been playing my Provo - about the same time CVG realised he'd been playing Fragger's ball!
So we all blobbed the hole - at least I didn't have a chance to play the wrong ball.

 

[Norrin Radd]

why am i hearing the theme tune for LAUREL AND HARDY :rofl:

 

[Hobbit]

Sounds like The Last of the summer wine 3 ball. As long as your carer came and picked you up...

 

[Imurg]

I was tending the flag for Fragger's putt for a point and it rolled just past me, I picked it up and went "Oi! That's my ball you.......,"
Then CVG piped up " Erm..this isn't mine either......"
It was pretty comical

 

[Curls]

Shouldn't this be in the "reasons for slow play" thread?





(runs for cover)

 

[ArnoldArmChewer]

Hmm, about that invite I sent you .............................:rofl:

 

[HankMarvin]

Sounds like a free for all.

Have any off you ever went to Specsavers, if not might be best to book an appointment now.

Honestly that's a shocker

 

[hines57]

I was tending the flag for Fragger's putt for a point and it rolled just past me, I picked it up and went "Oi! That's my ball you.......,"
Then CVG piped up " Erm..this isn't mine either......"
It was pretty comical

time to take on carers as caddies maybe.......

 

[Doon frae Troon]

why am i hearing the theme tune for LAUREL AND HARDY :rofl:

Whilst I had Benny Hill.:lol:

 

[Pathetic Shark]

Meanwhile back down the fairway, a combination of ladies, societies and green fees were slumped over their clubs, posting on golf forums about slow play and not being allowed to play through.

 

[chrisd]

Meanwhile back down the fairway, a combination of ladies, societies and green fees were slumped over their clubs, posting on golf forums about slow play and not being allowed to play through.

Just for the sake of those who haven't met you lot - I'm not at all suprised! :smirk:

 

[Imurg]

Just for the sake of those who haven't met you lot - I'm not at all suprised! :smirk:

Can I just point out that, apart from hitting 2 stinking drives, I did nothing wrong - it was them wot did it..
And nobody got held up - promise

 

[chrisd]

Can I just point out that, apart from hitting 2 stinking drives, I did nothing wrong - it was them wot did it..
And nobody got held up - promise

It's all too easy to say to say that now. :lol:

 

[Imurg]

It's all too easy to say to say that now. :lol:

You can say that again...😁

 

[chrisd]

You can say that again...😁

It's all too easy to say that now. :lol:

(Don't ask me to say it again, typing with one finger takes soooo long)

 

[PhilTheFragger]

It was all Chris' fault


Honestly if you put that as a sketch in a comedy show, nobody would believe you

Guilty as charged, I hang my head in shame and accept the ridicule that is heading my way (again)

 

[bobmac]

Did you all get home ok?

 

[Blue in Munich]

Why does reading this remind me of that old gag about the 3 old golfers.

"Winy, isn't it?"
"No, it's Thursday."
"So am I, let's get a drink."

 

[PhilTheFragger]

Why does reading this remind me of that old gag about the 3 old golfers.

"Winy, isn't it?"
"No, it's Thursday."
"So am I, let's get a drink."

Sounds like Chris, Blue and Rich

cough

 

[HomerJSimpson]

Not sure about the Laurel & Hardy music - more the Muppets