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A group of Hells Angels bikers from Illinois were riding west on I-74 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Murray Baker Bridge. So they stopped.

George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper who was trying to talk her down off the railing, and says, "Hey Baby.....whatcha doin' up there on that railin'?"

She says tearfully, "I'm going to commit suicide!!"

While he didn't want to appear "sensitive," George also didn't want to miss this "be-a-legend" opportunity either so he asked ..."Well, before you jump, Honey-Babe...why don't you give ole George here your best last kiss?"

So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that ... And it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another even better one.

After they breathlessly finished, George gets a big thumbs-up approval from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper, and then says,

"Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had, Honey! That's a real talent you're wasting, Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why the hell are you committing suicide?"

"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl."

It's still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed.
 
Region3 said:
A group of Hells Angels bikers from Illinois were riding west on I-74 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Murray Baker Bridge. So they stopped.

George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper who was trying to talk her down off the railing, and says, "Hey Baby.....whatcha doin' up there on that railin'?"

She says tearfully, "I'm going to commit suicide!!"

While he didn't want to appear "sensitive," George also didn't want to miss this "be-a-legend" opportunity either so he asked ..."Well, before you jump, Honey-Babe...why don't you give ole George here your best last kiss?"

So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that ... And it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another even better one.

After they breathlessly finished, George gets a big thumbs-up approval from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper, and then says,

"Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had, Honey! That's a real talent you're wasting, Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why the hell are you committing suicide?"

"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl."

It's still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed.
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Made me smile.:D
 
A man who has his ear ripped off in a traffic accident is offered a new transplant operation where they reshape and transplant an ear from a pig. The new ear looks just like his real ear and he is chuffed.

The surgeon asks him to come back in two months to see how the new ear is performing. When he comes back he is asked if he is still happy with it to which he replies that he is still very pleased. The Surgeon asks if he has experienced ay side effects and he replies "Sometimes when I sit a bit close to the fire I get a bit of crackling in it"
 
SocketRocket said:
A man who has his ear ripped off in a traffic accident is offered a new transplant operation where they reshape and transplant an ear from a pig. The new ear looks just like his real ear and he is chuffed.

The surgeon asks him to come back in two months to see how the new ear is performing. When he comes back he is asked if he is still happy with it to which he replies that he is still very pleased. The Surgeon asks if he has experienced ay side effects and he replies "Sometimes when I sit a bit close to the fire I get a bit of crackling in it"
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Then applies some onkment.
 
SocketRocket said:
A man who has his ear ripped off in a traffic accident is offered a new transplant operation where they reshape and transplant an ear from a pig. The new ear looks just like his real ear and he is chuffed.

The surgeon asks him to come back in two months to see how the new ear is performing. When he comes back he is asked if he is still happy with it to which he replies that he is still very pleased. The Surgeon asks if he has experienced ay side effects and he replies "Sometimes when I sit a bit close to the fire I get a bit of crackling in it"
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That's good. :)
 
What has a joke got to do with trans getting murdered I found it very funny and even funnier that you needed to post that article
 
Here we go again...



The FBI had an opening for an assassin.


After all the background checks,
Interviews And testing were done, there were 3 finalists; Two men and a woman.


For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.


'We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances.


Inside the room you find your wife sitting in a chair..... Kill her!!'


The man said, 'You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife.'


The agent said, 'Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home.'


The second man was given the same
Instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with
Tears in his eyes, 'I tried, but I can't kill my wife.'
The agent said, 'You don't Have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.'


Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls.. After a few minutes, all was quiet.

The door opened slowly and there stood the woman, wiping the sweat from her brow. 'This gun is loaded with blanks she said.

'I had to kill him with the chair!
 
Hmmmm?


Here's another...

A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt.

Archaeologists believe it may be Pharaoh Rocher....
 
Snelly said:
Hmmmm?


Here's another...

A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt.

Archaeologists believe it may be Pharaoh Rocher....
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When I saw that you had posted on the joke section I was sure that my chipping and putting was going to come up!
 
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