A holiday from golf

[Hobbit]

A return of the 'lump' means another break from golf. A couple of years back I had a cyst removed from my back - an interesting experience. Yes they can numb your back but that only numbs the surface. Having someone rake around is, er, an interesting experience to say the least - a pillow biting experience! as was returning a few times to get the packing pulled from the wound and it refilled. The Doc did say it would, in all probability, return.

The last one grew to the size of my hand within two weeks, and this one is already palm sized within a couple of days. I have suggested to HID that she does it with the aid of a blow torch, some Dettol and a wire brush. Typically, she has declined and prefers to see/hear me jump/yelp when I sit back in the chair.

Anyone want to train my clubs whilst I have an enforced break?

 

[Marshy77]

I could train them to be a 26 handicapper if that helps Brian??

Hope all goes ok with your back, get on the mend soon.

 

[Beezerk]

Owch, tough break mate. Will you be back for Alwoodley?

 

[moogie]

Sorry to hear that Bri
Hope it's sorted quickly

Just means somebody else can win for a change......

I'd take your putter, if the magic is transferable

 

[PhilTheFragger]

Sorry to hear that Brian, sounds horrible.

Take care and welcome to the growing list of "The Temporally Crocked"

Get well soon

 

[Foliage Finder]

Ouch, I should imagine it's fairly uncomfortable!

Here's hoping for a complication-free recovery. Have you had it done/got a date yet? What was the recovery period from the last one?

 

[pokerjoke]

A return of the 'lump' means another break from golf. A couple of years back I had a cyst removed from my back - an interesting experience. Yes they can numb your back but that only numbs the surface. Having someone rake around is, er, an interesting experience to say the least - a pillow biting experience! as was returning a few times to get the packing pulled from the wound and it refilled. The Doc did say it would, in all probability, return.

The last one grew to the size of my hand within two weeks, and this one is already palm sized within a couple of days. I have suggested to HID that she does it with the aid of a blow torch, some Dettol and a wire brush. Typically, she has declined and prefers to see/hear me jump/yelp when I sit back in the chair.

Anyone want to train my clubs whilst I have an enforced break?

Hope it all goes well mate.
That thing don't half grow big quick

 

[dewsweeper]

I feel for you.
I ,too,will be resting for a few weeks.
It is a new hip for me on Tuesday.
Seems pretty straight forward compared to your write up,surprised your Missis wouldn't help out!
Best of luck to you,hope it all goes to plan.
Dewsweeper

 

[richart]

Sorry to hear this Brian. Sounds like you will not be getting the call up to replace Bamford at Boro now.

 

[Crow]

Get well soon and I hope it's not as painful this time.

 

[HomerJSimpson]

Get well soon.

 

[chrisd]

The position of "whinging old crock with a bad back" has already been taken in the forum, I wish you all the best though!

 

[Deleted member 15344]

Really sorry to hear that mate - how long does it keep you away from the course ?

 

[upsidedown]

Oucha, hope you're better soon Brian :thup:

 

[Golfmmad]

Good luck for a speedy recovery. Will you make Cooden?

 

[HomerJSimpson]

A return of the 'lump' means another break from golf. A couple of years back I had a cyst removed from my back - an interesting experience. Yes they can numb your back but that only numbs the surface. Having someone rake around is, er, an interesting experience to say the least - a pillow biting experience! as was returning a few times to get the packing pulled from the wound and it refilled. The Doc did say it would, in all probability, return.

The last one grew to the size of my hand within two weeks, and this one is already palm sized within a couple of days. I have suggested to HID that she does it with the aid of a blow torch, some Dettol and a wire brush. Typically, she has declined and prefers to see/hear me jump/yelp when I sit back in the chair.

Anyone want to train my clubs whilst I have an enforced break?

How long are you normally out and how often is this likely to return

 

[GreiginFife]

Hope its not too long a lay off Brian. All the best for a quick recovery and return to the fairways.

 

[AmandaJR]

The position of "whinging old crock with a bad back" has already been taken in the forum, I wish you all the best though!

Fundy? :rofl:


Seriously though it sounds a nasty problem so really hope you get it fixed quick and are back playing soon.

 

[Val]

Not so good bud, hope you get sorted soon

 

[Alex1975]

Eeeeeeeek!!! Get well soon!