Recent content by Slime

And then you ate it?

Well, I've just finished building the ground floor of my new house and it's going very well. The first floor? Well, that's another storey. 😕

No, no, no. United have been getting grief for 13 years, keep laying into Liverpool, please.

A few, mostly a long time ago when I was bendy and made of rubber and magic. I did have two last year, one on a par 3!

I make it that Utd need just 5 more points for Champion's League footy! Who'd have thought?

I told the Doctor that all four of my sons wanted to be parking attendants when they grew up. He reckoned that must be the worst case of parking sons disease he'd ever seen!

This, 100%.

Bruno Fernandes. :love:

An average performance but a great three points. But then again, we have the Bruno factor! Chelsea really are a comical shambles.

But not when it comes to ability!

Cucurella really is a horrible thing.

He would walk into any team in the Premier League ............................ except that one, obviously.