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Go back out and come back in again

That’s a cracker.👍

It's a major burst so water being tankered in. However, back from golf and there is water over a kitchen worktop and the floor. Water...

Just picking up last couple of bits and walked into local pub for a shandy. The atmosphere is really nice and the landlord said as a...

The difference between cats and dogs. Dogs just react to the excitement and unwrap with gay abandon. I did once make the mistake of...

Don't tell me, it's all your dirty undercrackers wrapped up and ready for washing. (y) And some say romance is dead.

Oh our cat has a full stocking with presents to open that Mrs M wrapped and will also unwrap whilst he ignores her and couldn’t care less 😂

Of course they know. Silly.

Bloody dyslexia and autocorrect are a bad mix 😂 But in this case considered it combined golf and work training for going back into the...

👍 It's called Confabulation, Slime, a bit like the tooth fairy. I won't say Santa as it's Christmas Eve and it might kick off again 😅...

A new neighbour has managed to hit two cars with his huge DPD van

Me too, she's even wasted a load of time and money getting stuff for our 13 year old ............................ dog! :mad: Because...

For my wife, Christmas is seemingly about wasting money on an insane amount of pointless gifts, and my refusal to do that was ruining...

Do I assume that the range session was on a mountain range? ;)