Slime's latest activity

I made a chicken salad the other day. Turns out chickens don't like salad.

Broke 100 for the first time since starting to play golf again, and got to have a good look at my performance by playing my home course...

A truck load of terrapins on its way to the Tynemouth Aquarium overturned in Ashington. Local police described the scene as turtle mayhem.

My Sheffield Wednesday fan mate has just been talking about Harry Amass. Aparently his loan spell has gone very well, despite the...

The Gulf of Mexico. :whistle: ;)

ok, but who got the parachutes? Don't leave us hanging

:eek: Are they intravenous drips with strychnine? ;)

A client that has owed money since May has finally paid this morning. It’s been a very long drawn out process and they have been very...

Some ............................ or all?

A Dad gets home from work and his kid announces that he was awarded the Leslie Nielson award at school. He asks "What's that?" The kid...

Someone has to fill Salah's boots I suppose

After not lifting a club for two full weeks coupled with spending that time shovelling Christmas levels of food & drink in my gob, it...