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Makes Keown look like Albert Einstein.

Yesterday I was at my local Morrisons store buying a large bag of Winalot dog food for my loyal pet and was in the checkout queue when a...

If a cheater wants to cheat, he'll always find a way.

I still clearly remember the day that Mum and Dad told me that Santa was fake. I was so utterly heart broken that I jumped straight...

One of the new signings at Brighton,Greek lad, Tzimas,a great prospect! Hes been patiently waiting for his first full game. He started...

But you have to bring it up again?

A man has been beaten with a relay baton and subsequently shot with a starting pistol. Police are calling it race related!

Just looking at a toilet joke on the humour thread. Took me back to my recent Japan trip in November. "Electric" WC's are the norm...

They certainly were all proper bangers, thanks for posting, it was fabulous.

Scholes?

Oh, how I love being wrong. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaand relax.

I think Bruno's going to miss this!

Never in doubt.

Agent Mount with a lovely finish.

That goal was absolutely mental! Well worth a second look ........................... it was that stupid!