Recent content by Sid Rixon IV

Once walked into the Gents in a nightclub in Cardiff and a a few moments later was followed by Terry Yorath and Mike England who stood either side of me. They were casually discussing two ladies they had just eyeballed, literally over my 5'8 head. I thought, "No, not a good time to ask for...

I had a Ploughman's Lunch in the pub today. He wasn't very happy. (Thankweverymuch, a haha!)

Just like Bulldog. "Character building". I arrived home one day after myself and a host of other kids, lining up in the corridor, got cracked in the face and head by a teacher storming out of a room with his walking stick telling us we we were noisy. When I told my Dad he shrugged it off said...

Bugger me (Ooh Matron!) I've been looking for a new pair of jeans for months. I want proper ones but everyone is making "Stretchy" ones. I looked at Levi's and thought "They'll outlast me by decades" (septaguanerian talking - but hey, I'm cool, and have three guitars 😎) But three pairs!!! 😳...

I'm reminded of the stoning scene in "Life of Brian". "Two pointy ones and a bag of gravel please". 😆

Bet they even let you play conkers! Totally irresponsible! We used to play British Bulldog in PE. Meant be a tag game. That was supervised carnage. Absolutely no point crying "Sir, he just elbowed me!" 😅

Two pints of gravy and a packet of crisps?

They opened a cafe with inside and outside seating next door to Tesco Express, just 19 minute stroll from the High School. It's bluddy manic after 3.30 and those kids are spending like billyo, in both stores, just swiping their phones at the scanners. And now they've launched their Bistro Greggs...

I'm watching Grantchester (for my wife). If anyone else watches it (for their wife), can you explain why the vicar plays an equal part in solving the crime every episode? 🤔

Ok, I've had a few, but just now the feather worecast says there's a sh*t load of spaghetti coming tomorrow.

Your Dad was replacing your stocking whilst pretending to be asleep? 🤣

He's a top feathermaker.

My wife accused me of being a transvestite, so I packed her things and left.