Recent content by Sid Rixon IV

Penalty area wrestling matches. Ludicrous.

Got me on every one from No3 😅

On a training course in the 80's myself (Welsh), a Scots lad, an Irish lad and a Scouser immediately formed a bond. After a day or so an "English" lad tried to joins us by saying "I'm actually part Welsh, Scots and Irish. I wonder what that makes me?" In a heartbeat one of the lads replied "A...

Having made an effort, I didn't realise I'd said "Dos cervezas, por favor" in a Welsh accent. If I'd said "Oi! Butty! Two beers now!" I'd understand.

People think he's getting his sword out.

That reminds me of a South African who joined our Company late 90's. He came into the office one day, late afternoon, and declared "This bluddy country! Four bluddy seasons in one day!"

Do you reach a point where you think "Ooh, I need to pull over for a little me time"?

I sat at a bar in Tenerife and a minute after ordering our drinks the (Spanish) manager put a Welsh flag on our table and had "Delilah" blasting over the PA. I was well impressed! 😅

Ok, Penguin walks in to a bar and says "Barman, has my brother been in today?" Barman says "What's he look like?" Skeleton walks in to a bar and says "Barman, pint of bitter and a mop please".

And very often you don't know why it's in there.

Stop it!! My head's full of ear worms!! For some reason yesterday it was The Spaniard who Blighted my Life. No idea why 🫣

Willy or won't he?

Surely that's a "Gladden the heart" moment? 😊

"My senior relatives liked to tease me at weddings, saying things like, “You’ll be next!” They stopped once I started doing the same to them at funerals."

Why is it that if you donate a kidney, people love you. But if you donate five kidneys, they call the police.