Recent content by Sid Rixon IV

Ooh, good one! Next time I'm in Sports Direct I might blow £12 on a Dunlop/Slazenger lefty iron!

More of an observation than an irritation but Matt Tebbut's appearances on Masterchef seem pretty random. He's just appeared at around 20.40 tonight and is absent from many others.

Watching Harry McGuire doing well on Masterchef. 🤓

A hotel Reception Manager answered a call from a guest who said "This is room 75. My wife and I have had a blazing row and she's trying to throw herself out the window". The Manager replied "I'm sorry sir, that's a domestic matter, not a hotel matter". The man replied "No, it's a maintenance...

Our greens team working on improvements for next year.

In one of my first forays into golf I found my ball in murky water, surface just protruding. It was reachable so I got my club and took up my stance. My mate said "Don't be stupid!". I said "I saw it done on telly last week" (Langer?) He drew a little closer to observe. 30secs later cue both of...

Or worse. they're in your trousers pocket and you bend to pick up, or tee up, your ball. I've had a few squeals from that.

When I played squash one of our opponents from a nearby club would constantly change hands throughout a rally. He was difficult to beat because everyone focussed on it and was unnerved by it. Consequently he didn't have a backhand shot and the way to beat him was to put him in a situation where...

And...... he's back 😅

My left leg has seniority over my right leg. Underpants, socks, trousers, shoes are all left leg first. The usual kitchen roll and toilet rules apply. Kitchen roll stacks vertically so has to face right. Toilet roll has to come over the top to the front. I'll remove them and put them back...

The guy who seeks refuge in the toilet, the pro shop, the office knowing we're headed for the bar. The same guy who takes twice as long cleaning his trolley and shoes and an eternity stowing it away in his car. Yep, I know him!

That's why I wear a thong poolside. Well, it gets me a sunbed 🫣

The sheer joy on Rhys Carre's face the moment he knew 😍

Maybe.... until "You'll look cool" 🤣🤣🤣