Recent content by CylonRaider

I remember that happening in a British league game I played in years back too. Who did you play for? MK had a team called the Truckers if I recall.

We would have more chance if England's golfers tried to play football.

Guy I was playing with a few weeks ago was using a range-finder. We asked him the yardage to the flag. He looks at one of the women on the green and says "164 to her left tit, 166 to the right one". We all fall about laughing. Third member of our group goes into the bar after the round and...

Face or legs?

Every pro is happy to complain about slow play and wants something done about it .... UNLESS it is them being affected by a penalty. I say nail them up. Crucifixion for a first offense.

TV Action Tiger and Scorcher Roy of the Rovers Horny Donkey Monthly Interesting to see someone put Computer and Video Games. I went for a job interview there when I was 17 and the guy who beat me out for the job wound up doing five years for computer hacking.

http://www.golfoklahoma.org/index.php?option=com_recentnews&id=4486&Itemid=622 Short course yes, but you've still got to make 12 birdies and two eagles to do it!

The 18 Most Annoying Golf Partners The only thing worse than playing with one of these guys is BEING one of these guys http://www.golfdigest.com/golf/humor/18-most-annoying-golf-partners#slide=1 1. Unsolicited Swing Advice Guy 2. The Human Rain Delay 3. Cell Phone Guy 4. The Cart Girl...

That sounds like a question from a A-Level maths paper from the 1970s.

Exactly. There are too many people here and also the ones who came round our club trying to get people to sign a petition who have no idea about the facts in this case at all. This is no kind of troll or flame attempt, simply a honest comment. There is way too much of this "middle class so...

Sorry but just because he was a member of a golf club as reported by the Daily Mail, then that immediately makes him innocent in everyone's eyes here? Enough of this "let's find an excuse not to extradite one of our own" that the Mail loves to take up. If a foreign national is accused...

Show opens - Hazel McSporran to talk inanely for 20 minutes with Ken Brown about the background to the Masters that we all know already and that they ran last year and the year before. 9.20 - 40 seconds of someone 8 shots out of the lead hitting their ball into the 2nd green 9.21 - Five minute...

You can't pick him - he's giving up golf remember?

:o Yeah right......