careering violently towards middle age with a pint of Stella in one hand and a Sky remote in the other..

Golf, Football, Diving, Sleeping
Jan 17, 1974 (Age: 47)
St. Andish
At the top of 1 sh1tty ladder, and the bottom of another.


Hacking it round at Bolton Old Links... Which, as a proud Wiganer, is a bit of a minor annoyance if I'm honest....


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