cliveb

Yes, they're called water hazards 😆

Have you considered a Fabia? Much the same mechanicals, a bit more space and probably cheaper.

Teenager? There is only one choice, surely? Vauxhall Corsa. All you need to supply is the 4 inch tailpipe.

And when she stepped off the plane into the cold air, did her tiny white top look even more stunning? 🤣

Don't know about Chinese cars, but there have certainly been cases of people trapped in Teslas for this reason. The mechanical override...

Saw this pinned on the club notice board today:

Today was nice and sunny, and the first time in ages that my course had 18 holes in play. And it was also the first day in ages that...

The family was in Villars on a ski trip that year and we were confined to the apartment because of a blizzard, so we watched some...

Roads shouldn't be made from tarmac. Tarmac is a cheap, easy to lay material that is not suitable for heavy traffic. Asphalt is what...

And when you're at home you won't be able to bitch about your manager.

Yes, was there in December and the bunkers were pretty much unplayable. Absolutely rock hard. Hasn't been like that in previous years...

When you do something naughty like that, the letter comes from the constabulary, not the DVLA 😮‍💨

How noisy are your DW and WM? My wife can't sleep if ours are on. Re. £1000 for new charger: saving 1.5p per kWh, if your car does 3...

She's had surgery to stabilise a fractured leg. It's a very sad end to a stellar career, especially considering that she was pretty...

You've never skied at 80mph on sheet ice, have you? (Nor have I, but from my recreational skiing experience, am certain they won't hear it).